So.. let’s start with Monday, shall we?
I’d tell you about the weekend before but i so don’t remember it. anyway..
Monday:Monday morning i get to my car, pop in and start to take off. Well, seems I’m in the mood to go to work but my car is not! My tires SPIN, SPIN, and we all know SPIN is not in! (Hi Nick, I still love you) I do my best to get my car out.. no avail.
One half hour later this girl comes up and says “need some help?” I tell her “YES!” She sort of this lesbian, but we’re not going there, I for sure don’t need this Lesbian to beat the shit out of me when I’m hallucinating!
Anyway, the Lesbian was totally helping me for like 1/2 an hour. Oh, we made some head way but i was still stuck. Later (we’re talking like an hour) this old man stops by in this van, “so you need help” he asked the les. “YES” she says and he’s there helping us out. At one point the old man asked the les “where are you going?” and she says “it’s not my car.. it’s his!” At this point the old man felt suckered in. But whatever.
WE finally get my car out! I jump out of my car to kiss the les and dry hump the old man but they are already on the way. It’s odd, no one in LA would have ever helped. It was nice... people are nice.
Tuesday morning:I get to my car and its STUCK! But yesterday at work this girl tells me CAT LITTER! So what the fuck.. cat littler. And guess what.. it WORKED! Well... then i get home that night.
Tuesday Night:I drive around, tons of parking but it’s all dangerous! mounds of snow/ice everywhere. I find a space not to many blocks away that looks safe to pull into. I get half way in and... STUCK!
I FUCKEN HATE ICE! Knowing that i can’t leave my car half way in the street, I try and back out.. STUCK!!!! I try for and hour to get out.. not going to happen. Then this “cub” (I’ve learned this from Germany) comes by. “Can I help?” Man everyone is so nice. He gets in front of my car at pushes.. “I can’t stop sliding” he says and gives up. I’m thinking he’s not trying hard enough! WHATEVA!
So I’m at it alone again.. it’s like an hour and 1/2 now. Next this guy who just dropped of some pizza’s comes up. Yep a pizza delivery guy, “Hey, dude, need a hand?” So first thought I go for my zipper.. oh.. then I think.. “DUH!” "sure dude, thanks". He totally gets in front of my car and we get it out in like 5 minutes! I park on the street and go thank him. He says his last delivery is at 10:30.. I get his number and have him deliver at 10:45. It was the least i could do! (skinny skater boy.. what do you think i was going to do!) Oh, so i find a new parking spot, it’s still a bitch, I just speed up and swing the back end of my car in, very Speed Racer. But of course my car is stuck.
Wednesday:I’m off work.. at around 11am.. I toss out the pizza boxes and head out to dig my car out. I have a dinner I have to be at tonight. After two hours.. I call and cancel my diner plans. I call R&J, “I’m coming over with wine tonight”. I stumble home DRUNK at some point!
Thursday, Christmas, Wake up, or was that Come To. I plan to go dig the car out.. turn on the news and it's -1 out! Fuck that! Lets see what new movies are out. Slum Dog Millionaire, Religious (s?) and some bad TLA videos out. K told me about Slum Dog, and he was right.. GREAT.. ok,, it was sort of great. You know what I hate, why oh why cant we have a movie like that but with two guys as the lead. I know, it’s all about breeder money, I just want a great love story with two guys. (yes, we’ve have had a few.. but I want more!, God knows TLA tries.. but 1 good movie in 70 is not a good track record.)
So where was I? Oh, just toped off my glass of this fab red wine.. Zarafa, it’s from Africa you know.. Fabulous!
Oh, that religion movie by that Bill guy. I loved it! I know, you're saying “of course you loved it, it bashed all religion”. Not true. well True. But the show wasn’t so much about bashing religion, it was more about bashing people that thought they were religious. The “I’m right your wrong” attitude. I wont get too much into it.. but it’s WAY stranger then anyone can even dream! Not that I know.. but.... LOL!!
Thursday night.. DINNER PARTY!R & J are having friends over for a dinner party. I make my famous “French Carrots”. Ok, in truth.. I have no car, it’s stuck in the snow.. so i see what I have in the frig, nothing of course, but there.. in the back... CARROTS!
Colby comes over and we head over to the party (on foot, well.. in Prada boots, we are boys!),. The sidewalks are ICE! I am really starting to hate ICE!
The PARTY! ROCKED! Every one brought a dish, my carrots ROCKED. We drank, ate and at some point two guys took me to the guest bedroom. Not like that... we just smoked it up! THANKS BOYS!
At some point, Christian showed from LA. And more drinks, talks of books we’ve read, talks of movies we’ve seen, and places we’ve been. It was a great time and a great group of friends. FUN! Some how i got home.. I ordered a pizza.. just a boy.. hehehe...
Friday.. OH SHIT.. I got to go to work!!!Toss out the pizza boxes (ok kids, get it.. there were no boxes.. hehehe) Well.. the car was still STUCK! I am over it! No one comes to help. I call in and go back to bed!
Friday Night: Burrito! LOL! ok, that is so an inside joke with Jeremy and I. “
BURRITO!” LOL! So the plan is to go to BC. And that we did! Christian, “I’m kicked out.. (it’s 12) lets go to your place!” Hell, I was having a GREAT time.. I had on a tie! I’m not leaving. Man, so much fun! I left at some point.. but wasn’t too the mess. I remember that I had to kiss that guy before I left, yes, i know his name,, but i have been sipping this bottle of Zarafa, it’s from Africa you know, anyway. it’s that guy.. Lou’s friend, the cute one. I like he’s a mystery.
Saturday:OK! it’s like 60 out! Time to get in my car and DRIVE! it’s been DAYS!! I get in and I’m a happy boy, I turn the key... URGH! DEAD BATTERY!! Of course! I just want to go to Trader Joe’s and get fresh flowers!! URGH!
Reggie comes over later and saves the day! Later was going to go visit R&J and Christian but if I went then I’d have to do XXXXXX later and then that would lead to XXXXXXXX and then XXXXXXXXXX and I just wasn’t into it.. I called and ordered a pizza. LOL! Kidding... i jerked off and passed out in it.. LOL! kidding.. I.. oh wait.. i did.. whateva!
And now we're at Sunday... I have a CAR again! Went to Target for the fuck of it. Was thinking I’d buy my something.. something for $’s (thanks mother). Flat screen? have it... Wii..? Have it. A fab chair.. Joe won’t let me! LOL!
Actually, I don’t need anything.. that’s cool and sucks at the same time. To want and not want at the same time. “Give money to the poor!” i hear you saying.. LOL! “What Kenneth... you said new shoes coming in this month?”
Well that was my story for this past week.The best was how total strangers help out, i was telling mother about and she says “How do they find the time to help” but that ‘s mom. during the big summer heat wave here when everyone died she says “why don’t they just turn on the A/C?”
Happy Holiday all!If i wrote about you and you’re not into it... Sue me, but all the moneys in a trust.. I cant even get to it! But I will buy you beer or seven...
This last happened at the Yellowstone volcano approximately 650,000 years ago. Fallowed by a catastrophic eruption!
